I uploaded this picture earlier, but Tanya thought it required some explanation:
You see, in my line of work (analyzing data and finding hidden trends) it's an old joke that diapers and beer are often purchased together. So I got a giggle today when I looked down into my shopping cart and found none other than "diapers & beer". It seems the store has heard the joke because the diaper aisle is right next to the beer aisle.
No, this does not mean the baby has arrived. Any day now. Be patient.