I got me a bun in the oven
And it’s gettin’ overbaked
It’s been nine months and nine days—
How long’s this baby gonna’ take?

I got the overdue baby blues
I got the overdue baby blues
I want to have this baby soon…

Everybody says that I’m so cute
But I feel like Porky Pig
I know I’m sposed’ to grow now
But that baby bump is gettin’ big!

I got the overdue baby blues
I got the overdue baby blues
This baby better come out soon!

Well this isn’t exactly the first time
Since this is baby number five
You’d think by now I’d know how
To get a baby to arrive—

But the secret sauce ain’t workin’
And the herbal remedies
The eggplant parmiggiana
Or prayin’ and beggin’ PLEASE…

Let this pregnancy be through!
I got the overdue baby blues
Come on my baby, soon—

I got the overdue baby blues
It is time to end this ruse—
We just can’t wait to meet you!
Baby, I sure hope you show up soon…